Estland88.com jokes of the week 2009:
1. In the Soviet era: A Jew is at court accused of giving a bribe and an Armenian accused of taking a bribe. What was the verdict? The prosecutor got 8 years.
2. Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is for free.
3. How do you fit 25 Jews into Volkswagen Beetle? Two at the front, three at the back and twenty in the ashtray.
4. Two gipsies are having a conversation after a state visit of the Spanish king.
- Did you see the watch the king had?
- No. Show me!
5. What is gipsies’ triathlon like? Gipsy walks up to the swimming pool and comes back on a bicycle.
6. Why do Negroes have large nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
7. How to save a white girl about to be raped by ten Negroes? Throw the Negroes a basketball.
8. What is the significance of 400 Negroes at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
9. Why does a Negro girl lack panties when at picnic? So that flies would not fly onto the food.
10. Negro goes to a bar, a parrot on his shoulder.
- “Where did you get it?” - asks the barman.
- “From Africa, there’s loads” – replies the parrot.
11. What is the difference between a Negro and a dog having been run over in the States? In front of the dog there are braking marks.
12. Why did they start to make white chocolate? So that black children could also get their faces smeared as well.
13. Why was golf invented? So that whites would have an occasion to dress in a silly way, too.
14. Do you know how to save a Negro from drowning?
- No.
- Good.
15. How did they bury Negroes in the good old times of South Africa? In way that their bums would be visible and could be used as bicycle racks.
16. How does a Negro commit suicide? He draws his lower lip over the head and swallows.
17. What is the difference between a short and a tall Jew? The tall one burns longer.
18. What did the Jewish Santa Claus say to children? Children, who would like to buy some presents?
19. What is the difference between American Santa Claus and a Jew? American Santa Claus comes down and up the chimney. A Jew only goes up the chimney.
